Frenchie Guide

The Knee Cap Nightmare: Why Your Potato Does the Macarena Skip
The Knee Cap Nightmare: Why Your Potato Does the Macarena Skip
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Fang-tastic Frenchie Smiles: Conquering Bad Breath & Brush-Time Tantrums
Fang-tastic Frenchie Smiles: Conquering Bad Breath & Brush-Time Tantrums
Fang-tastic Frenchie Smiles: Conquering Bad Breath & Brush-Time Tantrums Hello, fellow Frenchie fanatics! Sophie here, founder of Frenchie Vault, and proud owner of Barnaby – my beloved, squishy-faced, perpetually confused... Read more...
The Potty Pad Paradox: Why Your Frenchie Thinks Your Rug is a Five-Star Restroom
The Potty Pad Paradox: Why Your Frenchie Thinks Your Rug is a Five-Star Restroom
If you're a Frenchie parent, you know the struggle is real. We lovingly furnish our homes with everything our squishy-faced overlords could ever desire: gourmet treats, orthopedic beds, an endless... Read more...
Operation Squeaky Toy Apocalypse: Why Your Frenchie Thinks Plushies Are for Dismantling
Operation Squeaky Toy Apocalypse: Why Your Frenchie Thinks Plushies Are for Dismantling
Operation Squeaky Toy Apocalypse: Why Your Frenchie Thinks Plushies Are for Dismantling Alright, fellow Frenchie fanatics, let's talk about the absolute joy – and utter devastation – that comes with... Read more...
The Great Frenchie Bath Battle: How to Subdue a Wet Potato (and Get Your Deposit Back)
The Great Frenchie Bath Battle: How to Subdue a Wet Potato (and Get Your Deposit Back)
The Great Frenchie Bath Battle: How to Subdue a Wet Potato (and Get Your Deposit Back) Alright, fellow Frenchie parents, let's talk about it. That moment when you realize your... Read more...
Is Your Frenchie a Couch Potato or Just Pleasantly Plump? The Gremlin Weight Watchers Guide
Is Your Frenchie a Couch Potato or Just Pleasantly Plump? The Gremlin Weight Watchers Guide
Alright, fellow Frenchie fanatics, let's talk about the elephant—or rather, the adorably compact, snorting, farting potato—in the room: weight. My own little land seal, Barnaby, has mastered the art of... Read more...
The Frenchie Grunt: Decoding the Universal Language of 'Pay Attention To Me Now!
The Frenchie Grunt: Decoding the Universal Language of 'Pay Attention To Me Now!
The Frenchie Grunt: Decoding the Universal Language of 'Pay Attention To Me Now!' If you're a Frenchie parent, you know the sound. It's not a bark, not a whine, and... Read more...
The Secret Life of Frenchie Wrinkles: Cleaning Tips (Before They Stage a Rebellion)
The Secret Life of Frenchie Wrinkles: Cleaning Tips (Before They Stage a Rebellion)
The Secret Life of Frenchie Wrinkles: Cleaning Tips (Before They Stage a Rebellion) Ah, the French Bulldog. A delightful, snorting, loaf-of-bread-shaped companion whose very existence is a testament to adorable... Read more...
Adventure Paws: Surviving (and Thriving) While Traveling with Your French Bulldog
Adventure Paws: Surviving (and Thriving) While Traveling with Your French Bulldog
Adventure Paws: Surviving (and Thriving) While Traveling with Your French Bulldog Alright, fellow Frenchie fanatics, let's talk travel. The romanticized version goes something like this: you, your perfectly behaved, photogenic... Read more...
The Frenchie Diet: How to Negotiate With Your Furry Food Critic
The Frenchie Diet: How to Negotiate With Your Furry Food Critic
The Frenchie Diet: How to Negotiate With Your Furry Food Critic Alright, fellow Frenchie fanatics, let's talk turkey. Or, more accurately, let's talk about the exact brand of duck pâté... Read more...
My Frenchie is Itchy: Solving the Great French Bulldog Allergy Mystery (aka Why My Potato is Scratching Himself Raw)
My Frenchie is Itchy: Solving the Great French Bulldog Allergy Mystery (aka Why My Potato is Scratching Himself Raw)
Let's be honest, owning a French Bulldog is a rollercoaster. One minute they're a snuggly, snorting potato, the next they're a furry, four-legged gremlin attempting to scratch their ears off... Read more...
Sweater Weather Wars: How to Dress Your Frenchie Without Losing Your Mind (or a Finger)
Sweater Weather Wars: How to Dress Your Frenchie Without Losing Your Mind (or a Finger)
Sweater Weather Wars: How to Dress Your Frenchie Without Losing Your Mind (or a Finger) Ah, sweater weather. The crisp air, pumpkin spice lattes, and the undeniable urge to transform... Read more...