Frenchie Guide

The Silent Killers & Loud-And-Proud Offenders of Frenchie Farts
The Silent Killers & Loud-And-Proud Offenders of Frenchie Farts
The Silent Killers & Loud-And-Proud Offenders of Frenchie Farts Ah, the Frenchie. A compact, muscular bundle of snorts, snores, and unwavering affection. We love their bat ears, their expressive squishy... Read more...
Frenchie Tantrums: Why They Scream Like Dinosaurs
Frenchie Tantrums: Why They Scream Like Dinosaurs
Frenchie Tantrums: Why They Scream Like Dinosaurs If you own a French Bulldog, you have heard "The Sound." It’s not a bark. It’s not a growl. It is a prehistoric,... Read more...
Are You Raising a Potato? (6 Signs Your Dog is 100% Frenchie)
Are You Raising a Potato? (6 Signs Your Dog is 100% Frenchie)
Are You Raising a Potato? (6 Signs Your Dog is 100% Frenchie) Hi, I’m Sophie. Founder of The Frenchie Vault and personal assistant to Barnaby (my 28lb cream Frenchie who... Read more...
Frenchie Winter Survival Guide: The 'Puffer' Protocol
Frenchie Winter Survival Guide: The 'Puffer' Protocol
Winter is coming. And if you own a French Bulldog, that means one thing: The Drama is coming. Frenchies are not built for the cold. They are built for 72-degree... Read more...
The Judgemental Stare: What Your Frenchie is Thinking
The Judgemental Stare: What Your Frenchie is Thinking
The side-eye is legendary. Decoding the silent sass of the breed. Read more...
Why They Can't Swim (The Anchor Physique)
Why They Can't Swim (The Anchor Physique)
Top heavy + no snout = sinking hazard. Please buy a life jacket. Read more...
Frenchie Skin Allergies: Troubleshooting the Itch
Frenchie Skin Allergies: Troubleshooting the Itch
Paws turning pink? Constant scratching? Welcome to the sensitive skin club. Read more...
Living with a Velcro Dog: No Privacy in the Bathroom
Living with a Velcro Dog: No Privacy in the Bathroom
You will never pee alone again. The reality of the Frenchie shadow. Read more...
The Art of the 'Zoomie' (45 Seconds of Terror)
The Art of the 'Zoomie' (45 Seconds of Terror)
When the butt tucks and the eyes go wide, clear the runway. The Zoomies have arrived. Read more...
Why My Dog Sounds Like a Pig (Reverse Sneezing Explained)
Why My Dog Sounds Like a Pig (Reverse Sneezing Explained)
That terrifying snorting noise isn't a seizure. It's a reverse sneeze. Here is how to stop it. Read more...
Cleaning the Tail Pocket: The Stinky Truth
Cleaning the Tail Pocket: The Stinky Truth
The hidden spot nobody warns you about. If your dog chases their tail, check the pocket. Read more...
Why Harnesses are Better than Collars (The Airway Talk)
Why Harnesses are Better than Collars (The Airway Talk)
Protecting the neck is priority #1. Why a collar is a no-go for your bat-eared friend. Read more...