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The Shark Attack Life Jacket
The Shark Attack Life Jacket
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Turns your potato into a predator.
You know they sink like a stone. Don't let their ego drown. This high-buoyancy vest keeps your Frenchie afloat while terrifying the local ducks. Designed for maximum lift (to counteract that dense muscle) and maximum style.
Why Sophie Loves It:
- Shark Fin: Because they are already land sharks. Now they are sea sharks.
- Chin Rest: Front float keeps those heavy heads above water.
- Rescue Handle: Sturdy top handle to pluck them out when they make bad life choices.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest | Neck | Back Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 35-45cm (13.8"-17.7") | 25-32cm (9.8"-12.6") | 20cm (7.9") |
| S | 40-50cm (15.7"-19.7") | 28-36cm (11"-14.2") | 25cm (9.8") |
| M | 47-57cm (18.5"-22.4") | 32-42cm (12.6"-16.5") | 30cm (11.8") |
| L | 58-68cm (22.8"-26.8") | 42-52cm (16.5"-20.5") | 35cm (13.8") |
The Nitty Gritty
- Buoyancy: High-density foam panels.
- Adjustable: Velcro + Buckle straps for that weird Frenchie body shape.
- Visibility: Reflective accents (and a giant fin).
Safety Check
No jacket replaces supervision. Watch your dog like a hawk. Or a shark.
Sophie's Promise: Tested for maximum floatation. Ships fast.